A list of puns related to "Condenser"
But it'll make dew.
but evaporation is sublime.
Condensed milk!
I said, βI donβt see myself doing that.β
Have you been wearing glasses during the pandemic?!? Have you been wearing your mask?!? You may be entitled to condensation.
You boil the hell out of it.
If so, you may be entitled to condensation
-Not OC-
First off a six-parter
No 2 A real cool guy walks into a cafe. He wearing sunglasses, tidy haircut, but just a super cool guy all round. He orders a glass of condensed milk and puts it on his table. Next time the waitress walks past he asks for a glass of black coffee. Now he has a glass of milk and a glass of coffee next to each other, this guy is real cool. Next time the waitress walks past he orders a glass of ice. She's happy to do that for this dude because he is so cool. He mixes the milk and coffee with the ice and stirs with his little spoon. Looks good. The old man that owns the cafe walks up to him and says, 'I see your in the Navy". How did he know?
A: he was wearing a naval uniform.
Anyone know similar nonsense?
(Technically I haven't heard any joke before, but...)
I was telling my dad about tactile sign, which is what deafblind people use to communicate. It is like signing condensed ASL with someone's hands on yours, and it is what I plan on specializing in when I am a Certified Deaf Interpreter. He brought up Helen Keller and the conversation went as follows.
Dad: "But how many people can really do that? How many people could really communicate with Helen Keller?"
Me: "Well-"
Dad: "PROBABLY JUST A HANDFUL!"
I'm borderline convinced he deafened me as an infant in hopes that someday the set up for this joke would present itself.
Did you ever hear about the water in the atmosphere that tried to break the rules of condensation?
It wasn't a cloud.
Something just popped up on my laptop and gave me a jump-scare. I said "Oh Fudge, what is that?" My GF replied with "It's a sweet made from sugar, butter and condensed milk".
"A little less condensation, a little more traction."
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
You may be eligible for condensation.
... condensed milk.
You may be eligible for condensation.
You may be entitled to condensation.
If you, or a loved one, wear glasses and are being forced to wear a mask, you may be entitled to condensation.
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
You may be entitled to condensation
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
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