Comeback Puns

Ok, boomerang.

Because... with great power comes great response ability!

I never saw him again

Getting sonburned

But I’m sure it was a-maize-zing

The sass-quatch

he never has to go in the first place

My daughter: Really, dad, you're so dramatic!

Me: (quietly, through clenched teeth) If I'm too dramatic....THEN. GOD. HELP. US. ALL...

"Ayyyy!"

"B!"

"See?"

My wife and I were sitting by one of the canals in my city when a duck came flying towards us. I shouted "Duck" as it flew close over our heads and was really please with myself. My wife doesn't even smile so I ask if she didn't think it was funny. Her reply: "I guess it went over my head"

And I know most of you here can do better than my,

While stiff arming their face, "I don't wanna seeeeee yo food."

Do you get it? Do ya, cause it's about turning the joke back... You get it right?

Anyway, help a guy increase his dadjoke street cred with his kiddo and his lunchroom hecklers.

"It's okay, he didn't drink much!"

As part of my job (I'm a cashier) I'm required to ask people how everything was. Almost every Dad says the exact same thing: "terrible". They then stare at me to see my reaction. When I laugh it off, they say "but what if I Had been serious?" In a very condescending way and make me feel bad for laughing. What I usually do is say "You're not being serious are you?" They say no with a little laugh and an awkward silence follows.

My friends suggested I take my acting to the next level and act genuinely concerned, turning the situation around. But I think there's a funnier solution. Any help?

Another thing: Our food rocks. There's no way they're being serious.

A-maize-zing

"Oh My God!"

"You can just call me Dad."

Growing up, my father loved to make jokes about me and pick on me. And after he makes his witty joke in front of his friends I'd respond with "ah you got jokes"

Without skipping a beat he responds

"And you've got a face, we both make people laugh"

Your brain is so small, if it were melted into gasoline, it wouldn't be enough fuel to power an ants motorcycle half way across a bb.

Because with great power comes great response ability.

Because, with great power comes great response ability

Because with great power, comes great response ability.

Because with great power comes great response ability.

Because with great power comes great response ability

Because with great power comes with great response ability.

Because with great power comes great response abilities

Because with great power comes great response ability.