I asked an Australian kid what’s a clever comeback down under. He said...

Ok, boomerang.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
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Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?

Because... with great power comes great response ability!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mighty_Platypus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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My dad went to the store to buy milk, i said β€œsure, old man” and he said β€œim not good at comebacks”

I never saw him again

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What do you call it when your son has a really good comeback?

Getting sonburned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdwardDupont
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Indeed a nice comeback
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πŸ‘€︎ u/snow_tatte
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I can’t remember this comeback I heard about corn...

But I’m sure it was a-maize-zing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetaphoricLee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What imaginary creature has the best comebacks?

The sass-quatch

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My dad is so good with comebacks

he never has to go in the first place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fakipo2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Irl dad comeback!

My daughter: Really, dad, you're so dramatic!

Me: (quietly, through clenched teeth) If I'm too dramatic....THEN. GOD. HELP. US. ALL...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConnellAngus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Everytime I do the Fonzie gag, my son always does that cheeky comeback, watch:

"Ayyyy!"

"B!"

"See?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainN3rd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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again one of those wife-comebacks

My wife and I were sitting by one of the canals in my city when a duck came flying towards us. I shouted "Duck" as it flew close over our heads and was really please with myself. My wife doesn't even smile so I ask if she didn't think it was funny. Her reply: "I guess it went over my head"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lweinreich
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2016
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[REQUEST] I'm looking for the best comeback to the old schoolyard joke, "Do you like seeeeee food?" While smacking and showing off the half chewed mouthful of lunchable they'd just choked down....

And I know most of you here can do better than my,

While stiff arming their face, "I don't wanna seeeeee yo food."

Do you get it? Do ya, cause it's about turning the joke back... You get it right?

Anyway, help a guy increase his dadjoke street cred with his kiddo and his lunchroom hecklers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerHero
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2015
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My grandpa's comeback when my aunt complained about having a bug in her drink

"It's okay, he didn't drink much!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichardBehiel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
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[Help]. I get Dad joked every day and I can't do anything about it! What's a good comeback?

As part of my job (I'm a cashier) I'm required to ask people how everything was. Almost every Dad says the exact same thing: "terrible". They then stare at me to see my reaction. When I laugh it off, they say "but what if I Had been serious?" In a very condescending way and make me feel bad for laughing. What I usually do is say "You're not being serious are you?" They say no with a little laugh and an awkward silence follows.

My friends suggested I take my acting to the next level and act genuinely concerned, turning the situation around. But I think there's a funnier solution. Any help?

Another thing: Our food rocks. There's no way they're being serious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fenderguy314
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2013
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What do you call a corny comeback?

A-maize-zing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drtran4418
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2014
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An old favorite comeback...

"Oh My God!"

"You can just call me Dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mike413
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
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my Fathers best comeback

Growing up, my father loved to make jokes about me and pick on me. And after he makes his witty joke in front of his friends I'd respond with "ah you got jokes"

Without skipping a beat he responds

"And you've got a face, we both make people laugh"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finley10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2013
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Just found this subreddit.... My dad's comeback to our baby announcement was classic! youtube.com/watch?v=sPYEV…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDigitalHippies
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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My dad's best comeback...

Your brain is so small, if it were melted into gasoline, it wouldn't be enough fuel to power an ants motorcycle half way across a bb.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2013
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How does Spider-Man think of such witty comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Why does Spider-Man always have such good comebacks?

Because, with great power comes great response ability

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How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?

Because with great power, comes great response ability.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsakSolarInte
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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How does Spider-Man think of such witty comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leianarodriguez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Why does Spiderman have such good comebacks?

Because with great power comes with great response ability.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnnetteWithFish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Why does Spiderman always have such good comebacks

Because with great power comes great response abilities

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetusthejesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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How does Spider-Man think of such witty comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability.

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