A list of puns related to "Combatives"
This will eliminate 75% of Americaβs car bunny missions.
We pitch tents in front of the White House and protest.
Finnish him.
also in the news:
Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.
"Abracadaver."
He was the ghost writer
Itβs timeless.
Yes?
It can store up to a Yoda bite.
Drop the Base!
Ham to ham combat
All right reddit, I have to get this off my chest. Iβm absolutely SICK of this pandemic. Everywhere I go, Iβm constantly being PESTERED to wipe down surfaces and sanitize my hands. Itβs a complete infestation of my personal space!
Letβs face it, our ailing democratic rights have taken a huge hit. And this is a symptom of a larger problem. Namely, our ruling class seems totally impaired! We are being totally ill-informed by people who claim they know everything about this disease.
For example, this whole situation has been plagued with problems since the beginning! Itβs a scourge on whatβs left of humanity.
So I say, itβs time to break out of the shackles and seize our lives back! We need to combat this virus that flew around the world with everything weβve got. Because this lock down is bugging the hell out of me! This is a cold call to do your part. The health of our society depends on it!
Happy quarantine, everyone!
Boarding school.
He told them he was a marine biologist
Mana a mana
Because they couldn't name him Peter Parkour.
He was in a combat
Spiderman is sent to Australia to combat a new deadly villian and is being called "Spiderman Home and Away"
I hear they're bread for combat.
Pork Chop
There were injuries to many naan combatants.
It was clothes-quarters combat.
The security guard where I worked was a retired Army sergeant who was always joking with us.
One day I came in from a smoke break and asked what had happened to the guy in the parking lot. I said that he looked like he'd been injured in combat or something - missing his right leg and right arm.
I could hear that everybody had stopped working because they wanted to hear about this guy.
The security guard asked if he was still around, because everybody in the building had to be signed in by him.
With a straight face I replied, "No. He's just left."
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