Columbia Puns

A list of puns related to "Columbia"

what kind of nap is illegal in 50 states and the district of columbia

kidnap

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👤︎ u/twitchard
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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Columbia University Marching Band shuts itself down.

Yes, they Dis-Banded.

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👤︎ u/NewArborist64
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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My surf buddy got accepted to Columbia University to study Journalism

He’s very passionate about current events.

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👤︎ u/Jiggyjigster
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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British Columbia lives up to its name.

It rains everyday!

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Dec 14 2016
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I propose that the much desired New York Strip Steak be renamed to Washington DC.

This will make the District of Columbia, finally a steak.

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👤︎ u/scooterscuzz
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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