My day is full of conference calls, collaborations, and 1-on-1s. I wish they would all just go away...

...but then my life would be meetingless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciden
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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How do you call a collaboration on Twitch?

Crossing the Streams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artreii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Made this one up in collaboration with my daughter and we’re kinda proud: Which knight is the protector of foods?

Sir Anwrap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_without_wax
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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There was an article in the paper today about Apple and Reddit doing a collaboration.

iReddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lod254
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Not sure why my business is struggling. It’s called Collaborative Video, founded in 2019

CoVid’19 for short

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thiby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I heard SEGA received an offer to collaborate with Square Enix for a new Sonic RPG, but turned them down

The workplace was a No-Fly Zone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrokinSkywalker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Japan And Spain Collaborate On New "Crunchy" Wine: Tempura-nillo news4sadpeople.com/post/1…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadrecipes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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What type of people never get angry?

The nomads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConanHuynh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Erson deserves more credit for collaborations

Famous collaborations include:

  • Wes and Erson
  • Pamela and Erson
  • Lori and Erson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaoticFather
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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Alright stop, collaborate and listen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/calmdownlad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2014
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Why did the playwrite collaborate with the English teacher?

So they could make a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrminority
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2014
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Fellow fathers: When someone yells "STOP" do you say

A.) Collaborate and listen
B.) In the name of love
C.) Hammer time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hann1980
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Boss: Stop listening to bad rap, participate in meetings, and pay more attention.

Me: So Stop, Collaborate, and Listen?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Are dad joke stories ok?

Context: babysitter said my 5yo son drove him nuts today (while directing it to previously mentioned son). "To the point where I wanted to yell" "STOP" at him."

I turned to him and said,, "Collaborate and listen. We're all here in the name of love so please don't bug your uncle when he's trying to get something done. Or it's hammer time.

^^^(disclaimer. my bro understands and is not mad about him being curious nor would I punish him for being so, or, with a hammer)^^^

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILiveOnNSQ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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What do you call two chemistry labs working on boron together?

A collaboration!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epoch_fail
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2014
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