To those worried about eating salad after the recent e coli outbreaks, I have three words for you.

Lettuce romaine calm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What did the e. Coli bacterium tell his brother when forced to eat cruciferous vegetables?

Bro-coli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MjarjoSAC11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Today I did a study on e. coli

I made a pretty shitty report

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datruedabking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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With the new e.coli outbreak in romaine lettuce, it is really confusing me that the CDC is telling everyone to toss salad...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notwutiwantd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Did you hear about the ketchup contaminated by E-coli?

Authorities are still trying to get to the sauce of the outbreak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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What do you tell someone that’s been diagnosed with E. Coli?

Romaine calm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoCadillacCars
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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I got a new job this week as the senior director of Old McDonald’s farm...

I’m the new CIEIO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilobenny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Romaine Calm

Romaine calm. The government did not Caesar vegetables. They will lettuce know what's going on soon. That's salad o' panic over what may be just a coincidence. If it's a false alarm somebody's going to get a dressing down. E. Coli like I see it.*

*So many puns in such bad taste. Too Soonβ„’?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Need help in a bio-pun war

So I suck at these, and this is how it got started:

Her: Would you rather I B. cereus?

Me: you Coli that a pun?

Her: No, azole.

I need help continuing this!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThyZAD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2011
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dad joke my girlfriend about her butt

My girlfriend is named Nicole, and I squeezed her butt. I said "I better Wash my hands before I get Nicole-i" (pronounced knee-cole-i as in E. coli)

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I’m really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.

But lettuce romaine calm !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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