Someone tried to sell me a coffin today

I said that's the last thing I need

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonPittelleone
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Will glass coffins ever be popular?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevjonesin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Why did the pun master order a glass coffin for his own funeral?

Because he wanted his friends to see what he dead there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Will glass coffins ever be popular?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin.

I told him that's the last thing I need.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeauxJoeStuff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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(At bosses funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin)

"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Selling coffins is a dead end job and any discouraged sales person should

undertake a new career.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Be careful around coffins in China.

They could be dead Lee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Glass coffins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pewds696969
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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A salesperson came to my door yesterday trying to sell me a coffin.

I told him, "That's the last thing I need".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OFMaaron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Glass coffins - will they gain popularity?

Remains to be seen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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At my bosses funeral leaning over his coffin

Who is thinking outside the box now?

Credits to Twitter @Dadsaysjokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Glass Coffins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nefariousmonkey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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I heard once that going down a hill, a bloke tripped with a coffin, and dropped it

He went into a chemist, and said, β€˜I need something to stop my coffin’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you make a coffin with? Mourning wood.

Ha...Ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cory-gang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Glass coffins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RusticRock
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Glass Coffins?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theyareNuts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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I wrote a book about the most comfortable ways to sleep in a coffin.

They wouldn't publish it though, the publisher said that the intended audience was a dead market.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrsNacho8000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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The Coffin Joke

Three brothers are trick or treating near a shady house. Suddenly, a spider appears on the first brothers arm causing him to scream in shock. This causes the second brother to run away in fear only to get hit over the head by a dead tree branch. The third brother tries to escape but trips over a coffin. Filled with fright, the three brothers decide to go back home before they are stopped by a ghost that informs them, β€œThe items you have encountered today will kill you in exactly 20 years.” and vanishes into thin air. Understandably, the three brothers were terrified out of their wits and ran back to their house.

20 years later on Halloween, the first brother has booby trapped and spider-proofed his entire house. Unfortunately, he accidently runs into a wall causing a black widow to fall on his arm and killing him.

The second brother has prepared for many years and made sure that he was nowhere near any trees. However, he somehow miscalculated by one day and was killed when a lightning bolt struck a tree causing it to fall and crush him.

The third brother completely forgot about the ghost’s warning and was having dinner with his wife. His allergies were really acting up that night, so he decided to go to a pharmacy to purchase some allergy medicine. Suddenly, without any warning, the entire store goes dark and a giant coffin appears in front of him, opens up, and starts moving towards him. Remembering his frightful Halloween over 20 years ago, the brother starts desperately throwing everything in sight towards the coffin but to no avail. Now there is nothing else left other than a lone bottle of NyQuil. In one last brave attempt, the brother throws the bottle of NyQuil at the coffin and it miraculously vanishes.

Because NyQuil keeps the coffin’ away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schosple-collopis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I inhaled my juice when I read this, now I'm coffin'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cooldude075
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Will glass coffins become popular?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyewacket74
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Do you think glass coffins will ever be a thing?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Will glass coffins ever become popular?

Remains to be seen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Will glass coffins ever become popular?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futch1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I wonder, will glass coffins be popular someday?

... Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaintFistopher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin

I told him that's the last thing I need

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheViralClovers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Is it the time to adopt glass coffins?

remains to be seen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malhosainy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Do you think glass coffins will become popular?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Will glass coffins become popular?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Will glass coffins be a success?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chocolate-queen
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Will glass coffins become popular?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Will glass coffins ever become popular?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trainsareepic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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You know what I said to the salesman today who tried to sell me a coffin?

That's the last thing I need.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Will glass coffins be a successful business?

Remains to be seen...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BatfleckPwns
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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will glass coffins be created?

remains to be seen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KannaSana
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Industry insiders suggest glass coffins will become very popular.

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What do you make a coffin out of?

Mourning wood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cory-gang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Will glass coffins ever become popular?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brookscorbs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Will glass coffins be a success?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketnanna
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Will Glass coffins be a success?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Remains to be seen if glass coffins become popular
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dainty_Shiv
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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I saw glass coffins are now a thing and I wonder if they’ll be popular?

Remains to be seen

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Will glass coffins become popular?

Remains to be seen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pastel_lamb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Will glass coffins ever become popular?

Remains to be seen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AttackOnSobriety
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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