Even though I am on a diet, my wife brought home some chocolate candy covered in coco powder.

That box has truffle written all over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keauxbi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?

A Coco-naut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFreudianSlip69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Fruits and veggies

Orange you glad I came up with these grape and un-beet-able puns? Cauliflower (call a flower) shop. In celebration! It’s just bananas, and will drive you coco and nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmiddleton6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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butterfly themed name puns

Okay, punmeisters. I need to come up with as many butterfly-themed name puns, and have run out of ideas.

Here's what I have so far:

Mary Posa (Mariposa=butterfly in Spanish)

Coco Oon (Cocoon)

Poppy Ong (Papillon?)

Larry Va (Larva)

Madame Butterfly/Monsieur Butterfly

...mainly I need at least one more guy's name.

This is for a comic I'm doing where all the henchpeople inexplicably have butterfly names.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2013
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