A list of puns related to "Cocking"
"Nice butt"
Plastic explosives.
Because we wouldnβt know how to feel
We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?
I told him it was an older version of a henway.
βWhatβs a henway?β My son asked.
βAbout 5 poundsβ I replied.
He sure loves his cock-tales.
DAD: Iβll have the rabbit stew
WAITER: only if you promise not to say βwaiter thereβs a hare in my soupβ after I bring it
...
DAD: Iβll have the chicken
What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
A bagel.
Two years of training I am never gonna get back
A swallow.
βanabolic?β Asked the doctor.
βNo, just the cockβ
How do you keep a rooster from cock - a-doodle-doing on Monday morning?
Eat him for Sunday dinner .....
no need to worry, you will be OK
It crows every morning.
Wife: It's Sunday, we have to go back to work tomorrow.
Me: Yeah, at least it's jeans week next week.
Wife: Wait, so it's Jean's week for you next week?
Me: That's what I just said.
Wife: cocks eyebrow So it's my week???
Me: ...
Send help. I'm still in shock from my wife (Jean) pulling this epic dad joke off on me.
(This joke just deserved a more catchy title, sorry for the mess.)
Every Tuesday growing up, we had German sausages and sauerkraut for dinner - my dad's favorite. Since I can remember, my dad has told this joke and never misses a chance telling it till this day:
"You know kids, it's not the sausage that makes you fat, it's the sauce!"
Both my younger sister and l looked at eachother, rolled our eyes and thought - why is he telling this joke every single time.. it doesnt make sense! There is no sauce here! Only fried sausages, sauerkraut and potatoes. In fact, where is the goddamn sauce, we could need it. This dish is dry as shit! My poor mom shrugged her shoulders, seemingly just as confused.
When i was about 11-12, I caught up on my dad's hinting and eye contact after the punch line.. he wanted me to get the joke so bad at this point lol. I had a moment, as they say. Oh... OOHH. BOOM. Omg the "SAUCE"!! From the sausage.. makes some people fat.. as in pregnant.. Mind. Blown.
My sister, around 8 at that time, had a few hundred more sausage dinners to "ketchup" ;) I'm not doing so bad myself, 'ey?
Edit: For the slow people out there, this joke is about sausage=penis, sauce=sperm and getting fat=pregnant. Did you have your moment too?? Admittingly, the joke works better in my native language, but you get the idea.
"Careful now!" I said. "Them's fightin' birds."
It's my Stephen
A cock a dude'll do.
It's about dicktatorship...
I guess you can say I got some Radiohead
She doesnβt like cocks
...
You might end up cock eyed.
After folding clothes I told him to put his pillowcase on his pillow. Found this 15 minutes later. https://imgur.com/gallery/KIraN
Not me, i like my men cooked
A cock Asian.
i brag to friends about my hen tie collection at home.
....a friend pointed out that one of my hen ties actually has a cock and not a hen. i quipped that in tie land, it can be hard to tell them apart.
A cock a dude'll do.
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