If Dwayne Johnson had downstairs neighbors, they would be clueless about just about everything.

You would be too if you lived under a Rock.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
🚨︎ report
If I had a Nickle For every Time I was Clueless, I’d be Like

How the f*** did I get all these nickles?

πŸ‘︎ 36
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Diamond_Gemzboy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
🚨︎ report
Are you as clueless about black holes as I am?

Don’t read too much into it. Nothing good will come out of it.

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Trumpian_Era
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
🚨︎ report
My 18-year old said for his high school English essay he chose the subject of puns but was clueless where to start...

I said, "you're a groan man! Don't be sheepish--ewe can handle it."

He walked away with a spring in his step.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
🚨︎ report
dad, at school they tell me that I'm very clueless

Son, this is not your house and I’m not your father

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MateoReDdi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the clueless tech support guy say when I told him my monitor isn't working anymore

Let's see how displays out

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Rizzlamuerte
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
🚨︎ report
Clueless nerd dad

Me: Do you even know what HTTP stands for? Dad: Hyperlink tetragrammaton!

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/foxinthecity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2013
🚨︎ report
I'm sick and tired of people coming into my house, trying to sell me books, and then just marching out and leaving the door wide open.

Were these people born in a Barnes and Noble or something?

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatProtomolecule
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
🚨︎ report
Must have been dissapointing
πŸ‘︎ 55
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Bright_Dude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
🚨︎ report
I can’t find that board game anywhere.

It’s a mystery to me. I’m Clueless.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BandDirector17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
🚨︎ report
name pun help!!

i am the most clueless person in the world when it comes to puns, but i want a really clever one for the back of my shirt for my high school powderpuff game. my name is maddie, they won’t allow any super inappropriate innuendos, and it has to be no more than 12 characters. all suggestions are appreciated!!! thanks y’all!!

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/maddbee2222
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
🚨︎ report
The crossword was asking for an 8 letter 1995 Alicia Silverstone movie

I was Clueless

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
🚨︎ report
I never had a dad but these jokes are definitely my type

So I stayed with relatives in New Zealand for a while. I had no knowledge of the local places.

They were talking about a certain french style cafe.

Me: What's the cafe called?

Cousin: It's called deja-vu. Do you know it?

Me: Yeah I think I've seen it already.

Silence and faces of clueless people

I even had to explain the joke which kinda made me feel dumb. So I thought that's probably how a dad feels after making one of these jokes.

πŸ‘︎ 31
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BestNameEverTaken
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
🚨︎ report
Co-worker got me today

So my co-worker comes up to me & asks if I'd heard about the baby born with no eyelids. I responded no, & had no idea where he was going with this (he's told stories like this before & seems to just mess around with people). He tells me 'yeah, the doctor decided to fix it, so they took the skin from the foreskin of his penis.' Okay... really random story or I was just clueless. 'But there was a problem with the procedure, and the baby ended up coming out of the surgery cock-eyed.'

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sharpfangs11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2015
🚨︎ report
At the bakery

Me: I'll have an a-mond danish. Wife: You mean almond? (doesn't suspect a thing) Me: Do you know how they harvest a-monds? Wife: No. (still clueless) Me: They use a big piece of machinery to grab the tree and shake the L out of it. (Couldn't see any eye rolling because I was too busy doing a Jordan fadeaway in the very busy bakery)

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/8Heists
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2014
🚨︎ report
My dad usually makes this joke after 3 minutes of small talk when meeting new people.

My native language is dutch and in the sentence "hoe lang" means "how long". When pronouncing "hoe lang" in dutch it sounds like a chinese name. phonetically it would be "Hulang".

So my dad would always say out of nowhere "Hoelang is een Chinees", which translates into "How long is a chinese". Usually the people who hear the joke are clueless and look at him and weird and say "i dont know, i dont think all the chinese people have the same heigth, why do you ask me this?". Then he would say "Huh, what are you talking about? I was talking about my friend Hulang from China hahahahhahaha". He always laughs extremely loud after telling the joke, its part of the routine.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thenecx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.