What do you call Clint Barton when he does the laundry?
Sockeye.
I always wanted to ride the range solo, like Clint Eastwood...
But my stirrups caught erupted in flames.
If celebrities were types of wood
Spruce Willis (Bruce Willis)
Matthew Mahogany (Matthew Maconahay? Tell me how to spell it)
Mirk Russel (Kurt Russel)
Clint Oakwood (Clint Eastwood)
Benedict Lumberthatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)
Ashwood Kutcher (Ashton Kutcher)
Birch Reynolds (Bert Reynolds)
Russel Branch (Russel Brand)
Dwayne "The Log" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)
What do you call a cowboy with splinters in his gums?
Clint Eatswood.
Just watched Deadpool with the folks.
My mom thought is was the best Rom-Com she'd seen in years. My dad wanted to know where Clint Eastwood was.
My dad was watching a Western and I walked in
Me: so Clint Eastwood is in this movie? Dad: Yes. Me: Ah, whats he doing in this movie? Dad: Acting.
Dadjoked my mom
Played a music piece by Clint Mansell in the car with my mom.
Mom: This song is good for mourning.
Me: No it's good for nights too.
Mom: eyeroll
