Client (computing) Puns

My boss gets a phone call letting him know a client is here.

Boss - "Oh, Joe Wright is here? Where is he?" (Talking to the receptionist downstairs)

So I turn to my boss and say "Oh, Joe Wright just left!"

Then turned back to my computer in silence with a bunch of shameful looks from my co-workers.

Boom.

After running diagnostics on a clients computer it comes back with a RAM integrity error.

One coworker says its a lying cheating stick of RAM

another one says It may be lying and cheating... but come November I'm voting for it.