Class (film) Puns

I didn't give credits when credits were due

In class today he told us even if we had no shots to synch audio with we should still come to our lab tomorrow, and added "Everyone will get a chance to get that synching feeling."

He wanted to learn about pyramid schemes.

There's so much Gore in it.

My class is making a short action film. In this scene the main character just strangled a bad guy using his own earphones. Then he drops the dead body and puts on sunglasses (csi style) and says......????? Help Make a good pun and or comeback. (does not have to be school appropriate) I'm opun to any ideals

In class, my teacher went off on a tangent and started to explain the history of film.

Teacher: there was a point when there was a job where some one would be cranking a machine for 20 minutes to display the film can.

Student: Wow, spinning a crank for 20 minutes?? Are you for reel?

Teacher: Oh yes it was a chore.....ohhhh (groans)