Chooser Puns

A list of puns related to "Chooser"

At the grocery store the other day, the bagger asked the woman in front of me, "Paper or plastic?" She responded, "It makes no difference to me. You choose." The bagger explained that he isn't allowed to, and that she had to choose. This upset her quite a bit, which was confusing to me.

I thought it was common knowledge that baggers can't be choosers.

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👤︎ u/massivevivid
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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Why can't beggers be allowed in court for selection to the Jury box like any other non felon citizen?

Cuz, beggers can't be choosers!

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👤︎ u/imgprojts
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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Came home with all purpose flour. My wife asked why I didn’t get bread flour.

I told her there wasn’t any, in these times bakers can’t be choosers.

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👤︎ u/malker84
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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I tried giving a badger two different types of pet food, but he couldn't decide which to eat.

Apparently badgers can't be choosers.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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Even in places where grocery workers are allowed to unionize people who do bagging work have no say on what goes into each new contract.

Baggers can't be choosers after all.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Why does the person putting your groceries in a bag at grocery store always ask where you want your eggs and your loaf of bread?

Because baggers can’t be choosers.

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👤︎ u/thatoneguykc
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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They're passing a law that bans all pastry chefs from voting

Apparently bakers can't be choosers.

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👤︎ u/weggo
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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If you sack groceries for a living, you really have no choice but to put everything in.

'cause as they say, baggers can't be choosers.

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👤︎ u/shahooster
📅︎ Dec 18 2017
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Dad joke from my grocery store days.

I worked at a grocery store for several years, sometimes as a bagger. Sometimes my interactions went like this:

Me: paper or plastic?

Customer: it doesn't matter, you choose

Me: I'm sorry, I can't do that

Customer: why not?

Me: because baggers can't be choosers

(Groans)

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👤︎ u/NoUrImmature
📅︎ Mar 14 2015
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Dadjoked a group email at work

My team's supervisor sent out an email to our group asking if anyone was getting a "beg" message from a particular application. So I replied all, "The program has not chosen to give me that message. So I guess beggars can be choosers."

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👤︎ u/PKMKII
📅︎ Aug 09 2014
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I don't like having to decide between paper or plastic.

Why can't baggers be choosers?

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👤︎ u/brendan_07
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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Why do they always ask if you want paper or plastic in line at the grocery store?

Because baggers cant be choosers

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👤︎ u/milwaukee1919
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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