Hello my dear INTJs.
This INFP would like to share with a you a story that obviously involves an INTJ.
In the past I made some posts about how INTJs women draws my attention.
There was this INTJ gal that got my interest in a very unexpected way.
At first I was attracted to her because of her attiutde AND way of talking.
If you check out my threads you'll see my pov about this particular gal.
The time passed, and somehow I got romantic feelings for her
Of course, I was EXTREMELY aware that she was already dating someone else.
I wanted to confess to her BUT I was unsure of the aftermath.
I asked for your wisdom and it ended as a tie between: a) NOT telling her anything (And by that acting professionally) OR b) Just giving her the facts (And most important... NOT to expect her to fall in love).
After some careful thought I decided to confess to her. I made a plan to just spill the facts (quick, precise and zero drama ofc)
The week before it I was prepared (as much as I could) to say it. However, certain things happened that made me see her "not so pretty" side. She was supervising some procceses. A problem came up and I was involved in the consequences (Because at that moment I was impulsive). She called me out on my impulsive behaviour and promised her that It would not happen again. (Seriuosly... Being called out by an INTJ, that is containing her/his anger.... Calling it scary its just an understatement)
After that incident, I wasn't feeling prepared to say anything to her. I was still working with her and I was attending her requests as much as I could. But I have to admit that I was making my distance with her. Not because I got being called out, but because I was afraid to screw it up again in front of her.
After some days of thoughtful introspection, I decided to tell her my feelings. And preserving the same goal: Not looking to make her my Gf or make her look at me more than a friend. I emotionally prepared myself for a total rejection.
Then....
Life or karma or whatever pulled out her strings. And as usual, I was unaware of it.
Work, Maybe Thursday, Close to 11:00.
I was hungry and decided to buy a snack. I still was tweaking details about my confession: The tone of voice, the message, the setting, the time, How I was going to be dressed, her mood, what to do in case of interruptions, etc. All of that was on my mind while I was leaving the workplace. Outside of it... It's sunny yet there is a clod b
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
But let me give it a shot.
And now I’m cannelloni
