Cheesy food puns are gouda, and couldn't be cheddar
We were doing calculus in our math class, and when my teacher said “differentiate the function with respect to t,” I asked her if she really does respect t. Then she told me she respects tea more than she does coffee.
I love her.
So you like cheesy puns, eh? Well you've Comte the right place. I can Feta bunch of Gouda puns into one Muenster-sized sentence. None of the other tools in the Cheddar quite as sharp as I am, at least when it comes to cheese puns. Whoever will lend an o-Paneer will be in Whey over their heads. So look out Baylough, I'm dropping a Bandal of comedy gold that will make your Bra and Pantysgawn.
I am making cheesy valentine-like cards for my fellow Adventure Monkeys--a name that was dubbed to the group I did humanitarian aid work with in Guatemala. For our last meeting tomorrow, I want to bring cheesy valentine-like cards, but I'm having trouble coming up with a silly pun. I'd like to use the words Quetzal (national bird of Guatemala) or Monkey (for our group) if possible.
Any ideas? I need your brilliant pun minds!
[I am sitting in my living room watching tv while my dad is in the kitchen]
Dad: Ow, I cut my mouth Me: How? Dad: This cheddar is too sharp Me: ... *facepalm Dad: Get it, sharp cheddar?
Now I laugh whenever I see sharp cheddar in a store
You fill up the blank in my life (?)
When I'm down you pick me up, take me across when I can't go on (?)
Was making some mac n cheese with my dad and while grating the cheese my dad belts out in a thick Scottish accent, "This is going to be great!" Never rolled my eyes so hard and he had the biggest dumb smile on his face. The mac and cheese did turn out pretty good though.
But it was a mold joke.
Because they're g-rated.
A gouda one
They are laughtose intolerant.
But there are so many gouda one
Lactose intolerant.
They are all laughtose intolerant.
I think she’s laughtose-intolerant
Sorry
I feel grate!
Full groan
...but I think they’re grate 😉
Because they're made by kurds.
