I threw a party when I got a job in genetics and of course, served a chewy fruit dish with a charcoal flavor...

The guests seemed to like my carbon dates.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
🚨︎ report
I’m allergic to charcoal

It’s rash Wednesday

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HandCrimped
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
🚨︎ report
How does a fire react to a joke?

It charcoals

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/touchmybackwalls
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
🚨︎ report
Brother got us

While outside my brother's place talking about sawing a rusted part of an old charcoal grill: Me: "I could bring you guys up a jig saw" Brother: "That's ok, we have puzzles inside"

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Nippry
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2016
🚨︎ report
We were barbequeing for dinner.

My dad and i picked up some charcoal and some pear wood to smoke on the BBQ with. in the car my dad suggested that we should get a partridge for dinner. i asked him why. he said "so we can smoke a partridge with a pear tree." i audibly groaned and didn't talk to him for the rest of the car ride home.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bob905
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
🚨︎ report
Joking around with my cousin who's in school as an art major in college, got her good.

She me a picture of herself with black charcoal all over her hands and face from working on one of her projects.

Her: Art school life is rough.

Me: What class, coal mining?

Her: Yeah.

Me: So you're an art major coal minor?

Her: (rolls eyes and tries not laugh)

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/deanelganger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.