What do you call the last chapter in a book about the Civil War?

The Appopendox!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I am on the last chapter of a book about the life of an one-legged man.

I have a feeling that his end is afoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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A burglar broke into my house and I pushed my bookcase on top of him.

It was shelf defense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylejay915
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Douglas Adams finished writing the first chapter of A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

He thought, β€œFinally! I put A Dent in that book!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I️ just read a book about Stockholm syndrome

The first couple chapters were awful but by the end I️ loved it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cochini123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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My wife knocked over a pile of books...

... It was over ten stories tall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrettTheThreat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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Do you know how the guy went bankrupt?

No! Well he was reading a book on how to get rich and then he went to chapter 11.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudeWithRedditAcc
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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On the weekend at Chapters

Chapters is a book store up here in Canada. A checkout line just opened so we were the first in the line. After paying, the receipt was taking a while to print. The cashier remarked "it's the first printing" to which I replied "ooh those are normally worth more!"

The cashier didn't know what to say and my wife rolled her eyes so hard it looked like she was going to have a stroke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oueleric1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2016
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An unbridled masterpiece of a horse pun to one of my students this morning. It's a long setup, but dads will appreciate it. This one really happened as written.

So, I'm a Spanish professor, and I gave a final exam this morning. One of the last parts was that students had to write a paragraph using reflexive verbs in which they describe their daily routine. Since the class only had nine students in it, I told them that if they wanted to wait, I would grade their exams for them and tell them their class grade.

It was an open-book final exam (11 pages long), so I was in my office, and a graduating senior finished first and gave me her exam. When I got to her paragraph, I saw that she had written in Spanish that every day she woke up, got up, took a shower, got dressed, brushed her teeth, ate breakfast, and then she and her friend Emmy went horseback riding. Now, I knew that she didn't go horseback riding, ever, but that it was vocabulary from the previous chapter. The following conversation ensued:

Me: Horseback riding? Really?
Her: Yep!
Me: Every day?
Her: Yep!
Me: Every single day?
Her: SΓ­, SeΓ±or.
Me: I guess you could call it a stable routine then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wuapinmon
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Got my boss today

My boss recently published his first book and said "Things have been a lot different since my book has been released", to which I responded "sounds like you are starting a new chapter in your life."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torpeydoh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2014
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Daughter is complicit

Daughter (9) reading book "Am I normal", chapter - "What do you call your male parent?"

Me: So, what do you call me?

Daughter: Father?

Me (walking a little distance way): What do you call me?

Daughter (Shouting a little louder): Father?

(Repeat a few times until Mom says "Enough you guys")

She actually calls me Dad, but that would have ruined the joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BXCellent
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2014
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