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The 4th of May is only for celebrating puns about Star Wars. The real fans of Star Wars have a whole separate month during which they can celebrate it.
A few Star wars day jokes to celebrate.
Why did the stormtrooper buy an iPhone?
Because he couldn't find the droid he was looking for.
What do you call a bounty hunter who is always busy?
Boba Fett-up.
What do you call a Jedi in denial?
Obi-Wan Cannot-Be.
Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
What do you get if you cross a Rancor and a snowman?
Frostbite.
What do you need to smuggle contraband past the Empire?
ChewbaccaLuggage.
Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the dark side.
Happy forth!
How do celebrities stay cool?
I just turned 55 and I’m celebrating by boarding a cruise ship and getting a nice room.
You can celebrate 420 today
Because it's four twenty too
What kind of dessert do you make to celebrate climate change?
How do assassins celebrate a colleagues birthday?
Say what you will about modern Easter celebrations.
But for me, the Romans really nailed it.
Today marks 100 days sober
Obviously not in a row or anything silly like that, but in total!
How do Hollywood celebrities pay for things?
I turn 32 today! I'm only allowed to celebrate for half a minute though
It's my thirty second birthday
What do you call an American celebrity?
Why did they stop celebrating the World Alzheimer's Day?
Because nobody ever showed up.
What did Mr. T say before a celebrity boxing match with Dave Grohl?
How did the sharks celebrate after they got caught in a net?
How do celebrities stay cool in the heat?
They stand near their fans
Their wedding celebration was desserted
When Mr. Hamm and his wife Sue, rumoured cannibalists, passed away, I celebrated furtively at their funeral. But when I saw 'Smoked Hamm' and 'Chop Suey' in the menu for the service, I realised that I'd be leaving the funeral with a bad taste in my mouth.
Natalie Portman and Jacques Cousteau’s celebrity power couple name would be…
Which celebrity loves cereal the most?
What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?
What celebrity is always ready for cereal?
I wasn't impressed with the organizers of the New Year's Eve celebration at Times Square.
They always drop the ball.
Because the steaks would be too hot for tinder
What is the first thing one must do on Cinco de Mayo?
Gonna tell my kids that the Titanic was carrying tons of mayonnaise
And that it sunk on the 5th of May and thats why we commemorate the Sinko de Mayo
What celebrity is the best at eating cereal and soup?
Lays chips is having a giveaway. Inside one of the yellow potato chips bags is a beautifully-crafted flower necklace to celebrate the coming of spring.
Nancy Sinatra walked into a celebrity cobbler and noticed a pair of boots behind the counter tagged with the name “Christopher”, after expressing interest in purchasing them, the cobbler said
“Sorry ma’am, these boots are made for Walken”
Did you hear about the airline that is celebrating its two-star rating?
I recently became a Buddhist, but I still celebrate Christmas.
So when December comes around I sit under the Christmas tree, wrap myself in gift paper and live in the present.
The wheel is the most celebrated invention in the history of mankind
But the equally important axle got the shaft
What do the French smoke on 4/20?
I'd bug out if my roommates were insects!
Don't forget, April 22 is Earth Day.
I still dont understand how we have 52 Sundays.
what celebrity is always ready for a bowl of cereal
How do celebrities always stay cool?
What celebrity is always ready for cereal?
Which celebrity is always ready for cereal?
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