3 Hilarious Parishioner Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A priest was getting very annoyed with his young parishioners during dinner time and said if they continued misbehaving even the cutlery would be punished.

One boy said to another: "What? the fork in hell?"

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👤︎ u/atheistmil

📅︎ Oct 18 2020

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A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"

That's just not rite.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 13 2019

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What do the parishioners of the Box faith call the parishioners of the Bag faith?

Sack-religious

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👤︎ u/YarnSpinner

📅︎ Apr 09 2013

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