Causation Puns

A list of puns related to "Causation"

What's the number one cause of divorce?

Marriage

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👤︎ u/TheTinTinB
📅︎ Jun 09 2022
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Chemistry joke

Two guys walk into a pharmacy. The first one says "give me some H2O". The second guy says "I'll have some H2O too." The second man dies.

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👤︎ u/Budget-Pay3743
📅︎ Nov 30 2022
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I married a statistician

Our correlation is the causation of our children.

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👤︎ u/polytopey
📅︎ Apr 22 2022
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Violent crime has increased with the rate of people made joyous by the central part of an apple.

But then again, core elation is not causation.

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
📅︎ Sep 23 2021
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