Caucasian Puns

Because two Wongs don’t make a White

It's easy to tell who my in-laws are when they are Hmong my family

Which actually proves the old saying “two Wongs don’t make a white”.

Tidy whitey.

I guess two Wongs do make a white.

One has more cauc.

When breaking the news, they explained, "Two Wongs don't make a white."

A vanilla Isis baby.

It's the first known case of two Wongs making a white.

A cocky Caucasian caulker

A wannabee

One of my wife's bosses is from China with the family name Wong.

Wife was telling me that said boss just had a baby a few months ago.

(At this moment, my dad powers started kicking in...)

Me: "Huh, that's cool. When her husband visits the office next time, you should ask them if the baby's Caucasian."

Wife: "What?! Why?"

Me: Cause I wanna know if two 'Wongs' make a 'White'..."

Her eyes rolled so hard they detached.

Edit: Thanks for front page folks! Glad I could make you laugh (or groan...)

Edit 2: Thank you for the gold!

Edit 3: WIFE'S IN THE THREAD!! Abort! Abort! Wee woo wee woo wee woo

Two Asian people named Wong are expecting a child. They go to the hospital, and the delivery goes perfectly. But there's a small problem. The newborn is Caucasian. Mrs. Wong asks the doctor, " Why is my child like this?" The doctor says, " Well, ma'am, two Wongs make a white."

My uncle walked out of his bedroom wearing a green sweatshirt. My mom perked up and exclaimed in all excitement, "That's my favorite color!" My uncle, unflinching and without missing a beat replied, "Caucasian?" And gives the most wry smile in the midst of a racially awkward silence. I inappropriately giggled. I might be kicked out of the family.

P. S. I know it's not my dad, but he's a dad to some of the people who were in the room. So it counts.

Me: "Hey, there's hummus in the fridge, do we have any crackers?" Dad: "Yeah, there's four of 'em right here." I laugh, he chuckles, my Mom and Brother groan. (Yes, we are a Caucasian family.)

Text to dad: Dad, how do I get an egg white?

Reply: Make sure both of its parents are caucasian.

I guess two Wongs do make a white.

'Cause two Wongs don't make a white.