Why do Chinese couples adopt caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don’t make a White

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I'm Caucasian but my wife's relatives are from Southeast Asia

It's easy to tell who my in-laws are when they are Hmong my family

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It’s biologically impossible for 2 Asian parents to give birth to a Caucasian child.

Which actually proves the old saying β€œtwo Wongs don’t make a white”.

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What do you call a neat Caucasian?

Tidy whitey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colinmacus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2015
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An Asian couple I know had a Caucasian baby.

I guess two Wongs do make a white.

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What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

One has more cauc.

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An Asian couple, Mr. & Mrs. Wong, told their Caucasian son that he was adopted.

When breaking the news, they explained, "Two Wongs don't make a white."

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What do you call an infant Caucasian terrorist?

A vanilla Isis baby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frozenmoses
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2015
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Did you hear about the nice Chinese couple having a Caucasian baby?

It's the first known case of two Wongs making a white.

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What do you call an overconfident white guy gluing the space between your tiles?

A cocky Caucasian caulker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouMothersSoup
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What do you call wasps that collect honey?

A wannabee

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My wife groaned at this one (Not in the sexy way either...)

One of my wife's bosses is from China with the family name Wong.

Wife was telling me that said boss just had a baby a few months ago.

(At this moment, my dad powers started kicking in...)

Me: "Huh, that's cool. When her husband visits the office next time, you should ask them if the baby's Caucasian."

Wife: "What?! Why?"

Me: Cause I wanna know if two 'Wongs' make a 'White'..."

Her eyes rolled so hard they detached.

Edit: Thanks for front page folks! Glad I could make you laugh (or groan...)

Edit 2: Thank you for the gold!

Edit 3: WIFE'S IN THE THREAD!! Abort! Abort! Wee woo wee woo wee woo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hephaestus1219
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A horrible, horrible pun

Two Asian people named Wong are expecting a child. They go to the hospital, and the delivery goes perfectly. But there's a small problem. The newborn is Caucasian. Mrs. Wong asks the doctor, " Why is my child like this?" The doctor says, " Well, ma'am, two Wongs make a white."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jalcocer06
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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Enjoying Thanksgiving break with my very white family...

My uncle walked out of his bedroom wearing a green sweatshirt. My mom perked up and exclaimed in all excitement, "That's my favorite color!" My uncle, unflinching and without missing a beat replied, "Caucasian?" And gives the most wry smile in the midst of a racially awkward silence. I inappropriately giggled. I might be kicked out of the family.

P. S. I know it's not my dad, but he's a dad to some of the people who were in the room. So it counts.

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My Dad on snacks.

Me: "Hey, there's hummus in the fridge, do we have any crackers?" Dad: "Yeah, there's four of 'em right here." I laugh, he chuckles, my Mom and Brother groan. (Yes, we are a Caucasian family.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogdare
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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Not knowing much about eggs....

Text to dad: Dad, how do I get an egg white?

Reply: Make sure both of its parents are caucasian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asr0502
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An Asian couple I know had a Caucasian baby.

I guess two Wongs do make a white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyboth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian children?

'Cause two Wongs don't make a white.

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