What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One of them's a bottom dwelling, scum sucking scavenger...

The other one's just a fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Catfish
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rugbyspank
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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The ultimate catfish
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whothehellispaige
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Catfish
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalazarRED
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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Looks to me like a catfish
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πŸ‘€︎ u/icecubepenguin23
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a filthy, slimy, scum-sucking bottom-dweller and the other is a fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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I've never seen a catfish.

I don't think they could bait a hook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adolph_Fritz
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My fishing cat catfished me by fishing a cat instead of fish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/p14082003
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you just been catfished
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ftejadal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Catfished
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LightRifler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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If cat likes to swim....

Is it a catfish?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/V3naticorum
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A purrmaid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PumpernickelT0ast
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I think I'm being Catfished.
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Brother: "Why do we have a mouse-shaped fishing lure?"

Me: "So you can catch a catfish."

We were using my late dad's tackle box from the 90's. Only logical explanation is that I was controlled by his spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrincessBukowski
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What do you call a fish that doesn't want to take the bait?

Standoffish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_im_Nadeem
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Why are goldfish so lousy at poker?

They don't like flushes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
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While cleaning fish one day....

My dad is a all around generally funny guy but for me one of the funniest things he said to me was once while he was cleaning a bunch of fish he had caught. I was watching with wonderment how quickly he was going through the catfish he had caught that day. He was very seriously removing the head and skining them and gutting the fish. He had one particular fish's head on the cutting board seperated from the body and he had the completely gutted body of the fish in one hand and the garden hose in the other. He was running water on the inside cavity of the fish and the tail was twitching back and forth, he noticed my amusement at this and said to me with a sly grin,"they don't like that cold water on their belly." This may be one of those you had to be there moments but I thought it was hilarious at the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elliott70
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The difference between a lawyer and catfish

Is that one is a slimy, bottom dwelling sum sucker and the other one is a fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolesawPolska
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