Flathead Puns

A list of puns related to "Flathead"

So, are you a Phillips head or a flathead?

I’m just trying to see how you like to screw 😎👉🏻👉🏻

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👤︎ u/taylor_beebz
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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Cracker adds fuel to the fire

We're sat down for Christmas dinner and we all pull crackers. My father gets a small set of pocket screwdrivers. I ask 'Are they all flatheads or are they phillips?', to which he replys with the knowing grin 'They're not Phillips, they're mine'.

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👤︎ u/Johnnythruster
📅︎ Dec 25 2014
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