Why couldn't the whistleblower catcher make it?

He got snowed in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Record_layer
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A Dog Catcher Sees Two Stray Dogs

A large dog, and a tiny dog. He knows that he can only catch one, because the other will flee before he can catch it. Which dog does he catch, and why?

A. The large dog, because it weighs more. (Dog catchers are paid by the pound.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rubus_Leucodermis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Why did the baseball catcher spend a night at the field?

He felt right at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mopi_is_short
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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My friend wrote a children’s version of β€œCatcher in the Rye.”

It’s called, β€œMy little Phony.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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catcher in the rye imgur.com/hc8XXt3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/msmoody95
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2014
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It's a shame Detroit Tigers great Al Kaline didn't play pitcher or catcher

I think he would've worked out great in a battery!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vernonpost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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I cringed even my dad out with this joke

I asked him, "Hey Dad, did you hear about the wine that was so good that it could kill?"

"No," he replied.

I point towards the glass of wine that's been used as a fly catcher for the past week

"I guess you could say they were dropping like flies..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hairy_Swinger
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Baseball Bat (Visual Pun)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlastLeatherwing
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark30322
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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/r/baseball did not appreciate my post - I think it’s better suited here anyway

I have a bunch of stupid baseball questions. I know most of the rules, I just want to make sure I have all my bases covered.

  • Imagine there’s a fan of the team that is currently fielding in the stands, and that said fan has a prosthetic arm. The batter hits a pitch and sends it on a home-run trajectory into the stands. If the fan in the stands throws his arm at the ball and diverts it back in the field of play, can they rightfully say that they were just β€œlending the team a hand” by stopping the home run?

  • Consider the exact opposite situation - the fan’s team is at bat and the batter hits a fly ball to the outfield. If Elastagirl from the Incredibles just happened to be the fan in question, can she spring into action and catch the ball before the outfielder has the chance to?

  • Now, imagine I smuggled a water gun into the stadium on a particularly hot day, and I managed to squirt sticky black liquid onto the batter. Does that mean he can take a walk since he was β€œhit by pitch”?

  • Consider the freak circumstance where a ball in motion collides with a bird, causing it to spiral in its descent and eventually collide in turn with an umpire. Can the player responsible for the ball’s motion be ejected from the game due to repeatedly flipping the bird at an umpire?

  • Can a losing team sub out their man on the mound with a large quantity of beer to prolong the game? There’d still be a pitcher on the mound!

  • If a pitcher throws a slider into the strike zone and the batter doesn’t swing, should the umpire consider it a strike, a ball, or the catcher’s dinner?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grumpy_princess
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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My buddy likes working from home...

Which explains why he is now catcher on the local baseball team.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Daughter gave me a taste of my own jokes tonight.

We are driving home from softball practice i was telling her about christian betancourt, the padres catcher who is going to be used as a pitcher. He will be the first guy in many many years to pitch and catch on the same team.

She looks at me straight faced and asks.....wait so you're saying hes going to pitch and catch at the same time?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/succaneers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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A day in the major leagues

Tom Vanderbilt was this nice guy that loves to umpire the local little league games. He was good enough to make it to the major leagues. His first day umpiring behind the plate the first pitch hits the far bottom corner. Tom calls it a strike. The batter, 6'3" 275 lbs says, "you call that a strike again I'm going to pound you with this bat!" The next pitch hits the far bottom corner again. Tom calls it a ball. The catch, who is bigger than the batter turns around and yells, "you call that a ball again I'm going to pound you with this mask!" The very next pitch hits the very same spot. Tom yells, "two!" Both the batter and catcher yell, "two what?!" Tom says, "too close to call and I'm going back to the little leagues."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/197708156EQUJ5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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Watching the Royals / Blue Jays

Me: that pitcher just threw a cheeseburger at the catcher.

Son: what?

Me: yeah, it was a 100 mph slider.

My sons all laugh and the wife rolls her eyes. I'll take it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddof
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2015
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How are dog catchers paid?

By the pound.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GedT1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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How are dog catchers paid?

By the pound!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit4nag
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the pound

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainkrinking
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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