We shal name him Carson.
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Son born in a car named Carson. The dream Dad
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👤︎ u/Jaywoah
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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Say what you want about Ben Carson as a politician, but as a person he is truly inspirational.

He really opened a lot of young minds!

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If Ben Carson is elected

Will we have to call him Dr. President?

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My wife gave birth to our baby boy otw to the hospital...

We named him Carson.

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👤︎ u/Cromlorde
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Wholesome too
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My friend was pregnant and had the baby in car on her way to the hospital

her husband named him "Carson"

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Oven fired pizza.....

How’s pizza going to get a job now?

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👤︎ u/TB_II
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Our second child, a boy, was nearly born on the drive over to the hospital.

At the time we were thinking of naming him Carson.

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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What do you call it when Trump gets the majority of delegates and still loses the nomination from a contested convention?

Unpresidented.

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👤︎ u/vetokend
📅︎ Mar 31 2016
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What do you call a boy born in a car?

Carson

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👤︎ u/MikeyMorf
📅︎ May 24 2019
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So, I was very nervous because while my wife was on labor in our car, going to the hospital, we still had not decided what name to give our son. We never made it to the hospital, but the incident helped us to name our son.

We named him Carson.

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👤︎ u/WijoWolf
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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Today, my wife gave birth to my son while heading to the hospital.

We're calling him Carson, I still don't think she knows.

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📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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One I heard on the Johnny Cash show: "My wife and I haven't had a single fight in our house"

Guest: "What's your secret?"

Cash: "We go in the yard"

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From Twitter:

“My friend gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital. The dad named the son Carson in the ultimate dad joke.”

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👤︎ u/Jimitex22
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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I was rushing to the hospital because my wife was about to give birth. We didn’t make it there in time and she gave birth to a boy in my car.

I decided to call him Carson.

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📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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I'm driving my wife to the hospital since shes in labor, Unfortunately she gives birth in the car to a baby boy.

I named him Carson

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👤︎ u/turkey221
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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My wife went into labor and gave birth inside my car.

Consequently we named him Carson.

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📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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A CarMom and a CarDad have a child what do they call him?

Carson

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👤︎ u/Gingy1000
📅︎ Nov 16 2017
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My dad proved his worth the other night

We were watching the Monday Night football game between the Eagles and the Bears, and we were discussing Carson Wentz, the Eagles new quarterback. Me: "Where did he play in college again?" Dad: "From Wentz he came? North Dakota State"

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My wife gave birth to our son in our car on the way to the hospital

I named him Carson

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📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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A dad's wife gave birth in a car

He named his son Carson

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📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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My wife recently gave birth on the way to the hospital.

We named him Carson.

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My Second son was born in the car on the way to the hospital.

We named him Carson

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My friend gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital

Her husband named the kid Carson

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My wife gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital

We named our child Carson

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My wife gave birth to our son in the car.

I am naming him Carson.

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My wife gave birth to our child in the car.

I named him Carson.

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My wife gave birth to a baby boy in the car on the way to the hospital.

I named him Carson.

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My wife gave birth my boy on the way to the hospital

His name is Carson

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Wife gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital.

Named him Carson.

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So my wife recently gave birth to our son in the car on the way to the hospital, I think we shall name him...

Carson

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👤︎ u/BobRoss84
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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Wife Had Son In Car On Way To The Hospital...

I named him Carson.

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👤︎ u/Hana-Chi
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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A married couple gave birth to their son in a car...

... they decided to name him Carson.

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👤︎ u/Underloook
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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My wife gave birth on the way to the hospital in the back of my car to a beautiful boy!

We named the baby Carson.

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📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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What did the car name its son?

Carson

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