A list of puns related to "Carly Pope"
Abstained glass.
Me: I think I hit a cardinal with my car on the way to work.
My husband: At least it wasn't the pope.
So sitting in the car with my dad and mom back in the day and a discussion about birds arose. It went on and arrived at the lifespan of cardinals.
My mom asks my dad, "How long does a cardinal live?"
He responds, "Probably at least 70 years"
Shocked at why he would think they lived so long, she asked, "Really? What makes you think that?"
He responds, "Well, I figure the pope is about 80 something"
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