Mom bought me some camouflage cargo pants.

She will never see me in them.

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👤︎ u/Jinx2u
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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I need a pun

Idk if this fits this sub, but I'm planning a Halloween costume and just need a punny name for it.

I'm going to wear timberland boots, camo cargo pants, an olive/brown/green/earth t-shirt, aviator sunglasses, and get a beer bandolier.

I need a solider/army/military + beer/alcohol/drinking pun to name the costume. Any suggestions?

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👤︎ u/lcg32195
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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