If I hear tumor it's gonna benign
B9
they said I have a great sense of tumour
because she died from a giant crab.
Thankfully it’s just semicolon cancer
I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"
That’s quackery!
Then I’d finally have the balls to kill myself.
What a great boob job.
They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.
Sadly, he already had cancer
Those were some bad mammaries.
Apologies for not following the usual formatting. My father-in-law was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago. A few weeks ago, we learned it had spread to his brain. Later that day, he told me:
“Well, everyone came by after they heard about the lung cancer and told me how strong and great I am, and that I’d beat lung cancer...”
pauses for effect
“...I guess I let it go to my head.”
Edit: thank you all for the kind words (and the silver/gold/platinum...I’ll be making matching gifts to St. Jude’s or a similar organization).
Yes he was a great man. At age 20 he was given 3 months to live due to another ‘incurable’ disease. He stuck around for another 45+ years. I could go on and on...
Never gets old.
Good thing I’m using it in Missouri.
It smoked for 6 hours.
Its birthday is July 4th.
She was killed by a giant crab
Because she's an on-call-ogist
He was attacked by a giant crab
Ok, tumor
[and posted a picture of him and his bike on a rest day.] (https://i.imgur.com/IapqomG.png)
Edit: Whoa this is getting popular. I live on the other side of the world, and am about to go to bed, but I am just going to put his [donation page] (http://ccf.convio.net/site/TR?px=3433802&fr_id=1580&pg=personal) at the top of the post if anyone is interested. It is no big deal, but if someone is looking, I thought I'd put it at the top. Either way, you all are going to make his day when I show him how many people appreciated his joke. I just hope this doesn't mean that I have to laugh at all of them from now on...
Research scientists
http://imgur.com/NkCtk6M
... I guess his life is in Jeopardy
But don't worry, it was B9.
I’m already on stage 4
... Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
;
They said, “Maybe you should check your junk.”
Bald words for someone without it.
But now he's on stage 3
It’s a heavy problem
The cancer keeps coming back.
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign
Apologies for not following the usual formatting. My father-in-law was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago. A few weeks ago, we learned it had spread to his brain. Later that day, he told me:
“Well, everyone came by after they heard about the lung cancer and told me how strong and great I am, and that I’d beat lung cancer...”
pauses for effect
“...I guess I let it go to my head.”
Edit: thank you all for the kind words (and the silver/gold/platinum...I’ll be making matching gifts to St. Jude’s or a similar organization).
Yes he was a great man. At age 20 he was given 3 months to live due to another ‘incurable’ disease. He stuck around for another 45+ years. I could go on and on...
