Canard Puns

it rolls down one side of the hill, can 'ardly get up the other

OW, MY CANARDS!

But that was a base canard.

Was reminded today of an old joke my dad told me when he taught me how to drive... While I was getting used to the basics, dad enjoyed pointing out lazy drivers as examples of what not to do;

(With wild excitement:) "Look son, it's a brand new model of car - the Rolls Canardly!"

"The Rolls Canardly?"

"Yeah! He rolls down a hill, then canardly get back up again!"

cue groans