Dad picked up some cadmium, osmium, and lead

*Dad is hammering around in the garage*

Son: Whatcha doing?

Dad: I'm thinking about playing in heavy metal band

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👤︎ u/techtornado
đź“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Arsenic, cadmium, and lead decided to start a band.

They were a heavy metal group.

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👤︎ u/erebus
đź“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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The other day a cadmium brick fell onto my two middle fingers.

It was heavy metal.

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👤︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
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