Cabana Puns

My mom said that it was too expensive. "And what would we use it for? We already keep most of our stuff in our rooms."

To which my dad replied, "Think about it, honey! We'd be like Dolce and Cabana!"

We went to get some food at Taco Cabana this evening. My son is waiting in the car because "Dad, I'm wearing a white t-shirt" (OK then, kiddo).

Order takes a while. After 15 minutes he texts me.

Son: "Dude where r u".

Me: "Sorry, still waiting for the food".

Me: "Hey they are renaming the restaurant!"

Son: "Yeah?"

Me: "Taco Slowbana"

Son: ...