Narnia business
He said," Streamed? Why not rivered?"
He'll Russia.
Why do terrorists wear sunglasses?
So they dont get DE_Dust_2 their eyes
What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for christmas??
Il never part with it.
team member A: Ok everyone Lets Rush in A! team member B: I'm not Russian I'm french....
Me: Dad, can you buy me a new mouse?
Dad: Ask the cats to catch one
A pirate of the Hi-Cs!
Because all the other letters are Not-Cs
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
They can't hit the high Cs
Me: Dad, make me a sandwich!
Him: POOF! You're a sandwich!
Because you just need the high Cs
I never will conquer the seven Cs.
http://imgur.com/gallery/CsGOe
It's full of graphic sax and violins.
CS: "Hi, we're sorry about your wait, how may we assist you today?"
Dadjoke: "Don't be sorry, I've started on a diet."
Your Rabie-Cs
My LDR and I text all through the day. I had a terrible typo that led to the dad joke. Screenshot included.
Me: "Oh! Did you remember to ask for Sept. 20 off?"
Him: "Oh, I didn't remember the day. I'll get on that."
Me: "Mmk. :) I'm exited!"
Him: "Oh no! Come back!"
Me: "Huh?"
Me: "Oh!!!"
Me: "Fucking brain."
Me: "Excited!"
Him: "You... exited"
Him: "Daaaaaaad jokes woooo"
I love this man already.
Heard this in one of my GA Tech OMS CS lectures. (Michael isn't my Dad, but he is definitely a Dad.) The professors were discussing criteria for determining whether or not to enter a restaurant.
Michael: How about whether it smells good?
Charles: Yea I like cleanliness. Or you know what, let's be nice to our eateries. Let's say atmosphere.
Michael: Mmm, right, because if there's no atmosphere, it's going to be really hard to breath.
All of them except for the letter “C” because they’re all “not-Cs”
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
Because all the other letters are Not-Cs
