The cops are treating it as a hummus-cide.
The Bahama-cides
Culpable Homo-cide.
Is it called sewer-cide
Homie-cide
There once was a serial killer who only killed girls named Jenna.
He was arrested and charged with Jenna-cide.
(Wrote that this morning. I'm not proud of it at all.)
No homo-cide, though.
Homie-cide
A Homie cide
What do you call it when you're drowned in chickpea dip?
Hummus-cide
How does a witch like her pasta?
Sorcery
My dad and I were standing in front of the fridge looking for something to eat. After staring for a few seconds my dad found some week old home-made hummus behind the milk. I asked if he wanted to eat it and he replied:
"Eating this will only make me want to commit hummus-cide."
Groaning ensued.
Pissed, she said something angry like "Joshua, be careful, you could have killed me!"
My dad didn't miss a beat: "Well it was an accident, so it wouldn't be considered mattress-cide anyway."
