Osama Bin Laden never took showers..
Because he just loved using bath bombs too much..
Do you know what Osama Bin Laden's nickname was?
Ben
I went to an auction today where they were selling a cheese grater once owned by both Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
It was the grater of two evils.
Osama bin laden took a ancestry test and found out he was 78% middle eastern 8% chololate and 14% coconut
It was due to the bounty on his head
What do you call a sad terrorist?
A crisis
Sitting around the parents' dinner table discussing ISIS ...
... and we came around to how dangerous it is for the U.S. to arm rebels, like Reagan did with Osama bin Laden. Then I pointed out how impressively organized the Peshmerga of Kurdistan are, and how good allies they seem to be. At this, my dad started beaming, and pulled out this groaner:
"As I've always said to your mother, when it comes to the Middle East, the Kurds are the way."
