and not ?
Plastic explosives
But you gotta fight for your right to Part E.
That way they can vent.
A coconut.
Hey guys, i'm in need of your absolute best puns! I've finally installed my two a/c units today and i love naming my devices punny names in Google home.
One of the units is now called David Blowie, but i'm in need of a second name for unit #2.
So far we've came up with:
Air Air Cool J
Katy Airy
Airosmith
DJ Airfrojack
Airetha Franklin
Kurt Blowbrain
Airiana Grande
CoolCool Chanel
And the usual: AC / DC
But i just know there are some better ones out there we've not thought of yet, so i decided to ask for your amazing brains to help. Please show me your best! (or worst)
Because you can't "c" in the dark!
I've never been more proud.
I answered, “I don’t know, the indicator always says clean filter.”
Don't worry though, he's 0K
What a cool way to go!
The Specific Ocean.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”
but he don’t stand a chance
…is disproven by Science
but when I took one's "P" away they became irate.
Cark.
No. I'd give it a wide birth..
But I forgot the pun line.
Because you can't see in the dark
The bartender said "No, you're a minor"
...She said "Spelling"
But he was 0K.
Because you can't C in the dark!
(My little brother told me this one and was really proud of himself lol)
He was Prozac.
Self contained underwater breating apparatus.
T.U.B.A.:
Terrible underwater breathing apparatus.
Everything else is D-classified
Why did A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z all get sent to the principal's office?
Because they were naughty! (Not "E")
This was a Mulled tipple choice question.
It makes exiting exciting.
The joke wasn't great, but the delivery had her in stitches.
Explosives.
Because you can’t C in the dark
Cark.
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
Because you can't c in the dark.
Because you can't C in the dark.
Because you can't 'C' in the dark.
I think he was 0K
Because you can't c in the dark.
Because you can't C in the dark
Plastic explosives.
