bye then
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LargeSackOfNuts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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My girlfriend left a note on my fridge this morning saying "this isn't working, bye"

I opened it up and it was working fine, so I'll just wait till she's home to ask her what she meant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Bye Felicia!Γ±
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πŸ‘€︎ u/roottoor2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Went to the Police Station yesterday and started singing Rock a bye baby.

The Sargent stopped me and said, "No sir, we need an alibi."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Bye bye alligator
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltraCarrot1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I'm tired of the bye-lingual pun. Why aren't there any try-lingual ones?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitrnico
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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When a simple "Bye!” just doesn't cut it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPunSocks
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Bye...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amessersmith109
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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Bye.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaivan189
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Good bye Netflix and Chill

It’s now Disney Plus You and Me

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Bye
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b_finch07
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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This morning I dropped my son off at school and said:"Bye son"

He replied: "Buffalo". It took me about 5 seconds to get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrewerGeo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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My 2yo daughter said β€œbye-bye daddy!”

I said, β€œI’m coming, silly.” She says, β€œBye-bye, Coming!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethandadberry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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How does an Indian say bye to his mom

Mumbai

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arex189
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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Me: bye dad!

Dad: bison!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FabuPineapple
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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My son: hey it’s getting late, I should go. Me (a chef): Would ya look at the thyme *pulls out sprig of thyme*... Bye
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zberry97
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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My family just got back from vacation. As we were getting off the aircraft, my wife tells our kids, β€œeverybody say β€˜Bye plane!’ β€œ

And I said, β€œActually, this is a jet.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TF79870
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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My girlfriend left a note on my fridge this morning saying "this isn't working, bye"

I opened it up and it was working fine, so I'll just wait till she's home to ask her what she meant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wteyart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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