My girlfriend left a note on my fridge this morning saying "this isn't working, bye"
I opened it up and it was working fine, so I'll just wait till she's home to ask her what she meant.
Went to the Police Station yesterday and started singing Rock a bye baby.
The Sargent stopped me and said, "No sir, we need an alibi."
I'm tired of the bye-lingual pun. Why aren't there any try-lingual ones?
Good bye Netflix and Chill
It’s now Disney Plus You and Me
This morning I dropped my son off at school and said:"Bye son"
He replied: "Buffalo". It took me about 5 seconds to get it.
My 2yo daughter said “bye-bye daddy!”
I said, “I’m coming, silly.” She says, “Bye-bye, Coming!”
My son: hey it’s getting late, I should go. Me (a chef): Would ya look at the thyme *pulls out sprig of thyme*... Bye
My family just got back from vacation. As we were getting off the aircraft, my wife tells our kids, “everybody say ‘Bye plane!’ “
And I said, “Actually, this is a jet.”
