You know why I hate butternut squash?

I always get the butt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drunk98
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What's the only root veggie that comes with a warning?

Butternut squash

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Someone hit my leg with a tub of lard.

Honestly, I'm just glad it wasnt a butternut squash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kayneargand
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What did the squash say to the watermelon?

You butternut squash me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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At work in a restaurant, the food runner dropped a to-go container for an order

So I said "You butternut squash it!"

And they still wouldn't send me home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trent_pee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2016
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Soup jokes.

Girlfriend: They have good butternut squash soup here. Me: Oh yeah? Is it better than mine? Girlfriend: Nope. Me: It butternut be!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PicklePillz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2016
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