British Museum Puns

A list of puns related to "British Museum"

What did the British Museum Director say in the Egyptian exhibit?

I want me Mummy!

I came up with this lame joke myself, not sure if it counts as a dad joke... but most dad jokes are lame, and it's a lame joke, so... yeah!

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👤︎ u/JaninnaMaynz
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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Shakespeare's Pencil

The British Museum has a display that holds a pencil that belonged to Shakespeare...

Unfortunately it's so chewed up that they can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B

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👤︎ u/dgtrekker
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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