Olá, todos, tudo bom? Aluguei recentemente uma kitnet, daquelas mais baratas em cima de comércio aqui em Brasília - literalmente na região central de Brasília, perto dos ministérios, congresso nacional, não é em região afastada.
O processo de entrar na unidade já em si foi extremamente complicado. A data em que eu recebi as chaves da unidade foi no dia 10 de novembro e já entrei com o pedido de ligação da energia no dia seguinte. A NeoEnergia (provedora aqui no DF), no entanto, só conseguiu vir realizar a ligação no dia 26 de novembro, 16 dias após a solicitação (o locatário, que fica na loja abaixo me assegurou que ele conhece todo mundo na NeoEnergia e que quando eles viessem, eles iriam na loja e pediriam a chave para entrar no prédio).
Descobrimos que eles estavam vindo no prédio, não encontravam ninguém e iam embora.
Finalmente, quando vim pra cá no dia 26 de novembro, já com energia, comecei a busca por uma internet.
A Claro não instala no meu bloco. Eles instalam na entrada do bloco do lado (3 metros de distância para a minha, mas não aqui).
Vivo não tem mais vaga nos armários (sendo que a loja literalmente embaixo da minha kitnet usa internet da vivo).
Oi não instala também, não tem cobertura.
Procurei provedores menores:
Provedor menor 1, não tem cobertura na quadra inteira. Provedor menor 2 não tem também. Provedor 3 também não.
Encontrei a tristeza de uma internet à radio, 5mb de velocidade por 200 reais, que eles disseram que seria descontinuada em breve pelo uso exclusivo de fibra óptica (que não irá chegar aqui no início).
Uma das perguntas que fiz ao proprietário assim que visitei a unidade pela primeira vez foi: "Tem algum problema para instalar internet aqui? Pois trabalho de casa e sem internet é insustentável pra mim."
A resposta que eu recebi foi "A vizinha da sua frente tem acesso a internet, eu acho, então acho que não tem problema nenhum".
Realidade: Falei hoje com a vizinha da frente e com a vizinha debaixo e eles disseram que usam internet do celular mesmo e nunca foram atrás de uma internet residencial.
Nesse meio tempo, acreditando que com toda certeza iria achar uma internet disponível, troquei o piso do apartamento por um melhor, porque o de antes estava triste, assinei o tal seguro de incêndio por um ano à vista já. Já paguei uma parcela de IPTU também e paguei a taxa de pintura do apartamento que eles estavam cobrando. Já paguei dois meses de aluguel e até agora não tenho nada lá dentro pois
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Brasília is the federal capital of Brazil and seat of government of the Federal District. The city is located at the top of the Brazilian highlands in the country's center-western region. It was founded by President Juscelino Kubitschek on April 21, 1960, to serve as the new national capital. Brasília is estimated to be Brazil's third-most populous city.[1] Among major Latin American cities, it has the highest GDP per capita.[5]
Brasília was a planned city developed by Lúcio Costa, Oscar Niemeyer and Joaquim Cardozo in 1956 in a scheme to move the capital from Rio de Janeiro to a more central location. The landscape architect was Roberto Burle Marx.[6][7] The city's design divides it into numbered blocks as well as sectors for specified activities, such as the Hotel Sector, the Banking Sector, and the Embassy Sector. Brasília was inscribed as a UNESCO World Heritage Site in 1987 due to its modernist architecture and uniquely artistic urban planning.[8] It was named "City of Design" by UNESCO in October 2017 and has been part of the Creative Cities Network since then.[[9]](ht
... keep reading on reddit ➡Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
