Does Boy George have a criminal record?
No, he's a man without convictions.
Where does Boy George get his flat-breads from...?
Kulcha club
I went to an exotic petting zoo with Boy George. He wasn't at all impressed with their limited range of animals.
He started pointing them out to me.
"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."
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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.
I like it. I'm proud of myself.
Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...
His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.
It is a very little known fact that Boy George has an anonymous Reddit account
You might say he is a karma chameleon
Why did Boy George’s pet get upvoted?
Because it was a karma chameleon.
Boy George has 5 reddit accounts and likes to switch between them.
He's a karma-karma-karma-karma-karma-chameleon.
News: ‘Boy George’s reptile bites 5 people in one day.’
He needs a calmer chameleon
I started a cancel culture club.
Boy George was not too pleased.
What do you get when you give five doses of valium to a lizard?
A calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon.
