If you can see the box scores before the game even starts...

You must have ESP-N!

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👤︎ u/Soylent_X
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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Dad joked while golfing

My dad and I went galling this morming, and a flock of birds was sitting on the fairway of the third hole as we got to the tee box. I asked him how many strokes we would get off our score if we hit a bird.

As he stepped up to address the ball, he said calmly "It's an automatic birdie."

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👤︎ u/diesel2012
📅︎ Sep 12 2015
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