Bostonian Puns

A list of puns related to "Bostonian"

Why did the Bostonian ride the bus to work wearing denim?

Because they couldn't find their khakis.

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👤︎ u/squrr1
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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What’s a Bostonian onion’s favorite punk band?

Good Shallot

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👤︎ u/IratePuddle
📅︎ May 07 2019
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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod

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👤︎ u/schaefy_
📅︎ May 19 2019
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We've got two.

I was telling dad (a Bostonian) about Larry Ellison's massive private yacht.

"Yeah? I've got two yachts. A front yacht and a back yacht."

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👤︎ u/hobbit6
📅︎ Sep 02 2013
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