Two boll weevils

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

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👤︎ u/JRBX
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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What’s the difference between a giraffe and a jcb??

One has hydraulics the other has high boll****

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👤︎ u/Rossco1874
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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My friend found bugs in her expensive organic bread flour.

She didn't want to waste it, but I assured her that throwing it away is the lesser of two weevils.

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📅︎ Jun 29 2018
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Have you heard about the new strain of insect-proof cotton plant?

It's Un-Boll-Weevilble!

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👤︎ u/jchapstick
📅︎ Aug 07 2013
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