...making him the first ever grammar nazi.
Me to my friend: I wonder if any Jewish kids found it unkampfortable to read?
It took her a few seconds before she groaned like hell.
"Daddy, that's my lo mein!"
"Yeah, now what do you have?"
She frowns and says "no mein."
"Yup."
I asked her if she wanted a high side to go with her lo Mein.
Riceless
Wonton
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
They never complain, they keep to themselves and they always pay their rent on time. The only weird thing is they insist on paying me in stir-fry. But all in all, I guess they're pretty lo mein tenants.
Mein Komfortable
In "Mein Kampfy bed"
Chicken Ka-Chow mein
MeinKamph
But it was too Kampflicated.
They make me FΓΌhrious.
Mein Kraft
A: Mein Kraft
^(/u/a_fan_of_grump points out that if you spell it "meine kraft" then it's grammatically correct German and it means "my power" - quite fitting actually)
Because Mojang stole Mein Kraft
I guess you could say they were low mein tentants.
Mein Kampfy Chair
Quirky answers appreciated.
Shawty got low, low, low, low mein
Earned facepalm from the kids.
It's called Lo Mein on the Totem Pole.
they say he hit a new lo, mein.
Wonton.
MeinCrampft
It's not mein kampf of tea
They are usually lo mein tenants.
Isreali funny.
Sorry, I'm out of Mein Kampfort zone, Anne Frankly I'd like to apologize.
Here, have some orange jews from concentrate, straight from the oven.
I really got to Gestapo before I go crazy so that I can SS how bad these puns are.
It's some time in the second world war and Hitlers top scientists have built a time machine. Eager to use it, but fearing an accident, the fuhrer instead sends one of his henchman forward to 1985, hoping to gain knowledge of the future to use against his enemies.
Much to Hitlers chagrin however, the henchman quickly returns to the present with only a Casio Keyboard in hand. Breathless with excitement, he declares "Mein Fuhrer! With this device we shall wage sonic warfare on our enemies!"... He hits the demo button and the room is filled with sound.
"So... what do you think?" says the henchman.
Hitler, aghast at this otherworldly device says
"You must be mad Schultz! There's no place in this world for a Nazi Synthesizer!"
People have got to stop making Nazi puns. They're offensive, Anne Frankly, in terms of humor, they're usually Hitler miss at best. I can just Nazi why you even make them. They'll Holocaust you a Jewish friend someday. We should all just do the Reich thing and stop it... Still... I guess I don't want to stop Jew while you're having so much fun... What the Heil, I'll just sit back in Mein Kampfy chair and watch.
They're lo mein-tenance.
"Mein Kraft"? Have you guys heard of this one?
Mein Kraft
So i texted her "Shawty got lo lo lo lo mein"
Mein Kraft.
Mein Kampforter
