These puns are getting out of Mein Kampfort zone
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Heil the mein guy
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Okay I'm just going to drink Mein Kampfee now
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Gluten Tag mein geliebter
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Whoever edited the Mein Kampf was an actual "Grammer Nazi" reddit.com/r/Showerthoughโ€ฆ
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We had to read Mein Kampf for history class

Me to my friend: I wonder if any Jewish kids found it unkampfortable to read?

It took her a few seconds before she groaned like hell.

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I took the last of my daughter's lo mein...

"Daddy, that's my lo mein!"

"Yeah, now what do you have?"

She frowns and says "no mein."

"Yup."

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My daughter orders Lo Mein at our local Chinese restaurant

I asked her if she wanted a high side to go with her lo Mein.

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Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...

Riceless

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Why don't I do Hitler jokes ?

Because they are outta mein kampfort zone

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Just deleted all the German contacts off my phone.

...itโ€™s now Hans free.

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What would Hitlerยดs book have been called if he had actually become a painter?

Mein Craft

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Get him some Juice
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How much do dumplings weigh?

Wonton

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Tasty
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Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?

Because he wanted a Lo Mein

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I rented out a room to two beautiful Chinese Women..

They never complain, they keep to themselves and they always pay their rent on time. The only weird thing is they insist on paying me in stir-fry. But all in all, I guess they're pretty lo mein tenants.

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What did Hitler name his couch?

Mein Komfortable

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This pun is a hit
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Whatโ€™s Lightning McQueenโ€™s favorite takeout order?

Chicken Ka-Chow mein

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Where does Hitler like to sleep?

In "Mein Kampfy bed"

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Off the rails
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What is Hitler's favourite computer game?

MeinKamph

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Would you like your order fรผhrer or to go?
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Bye...
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In the interest of history, I tried to read Adolf Hitler's manifesto.

But it was too Kampflicated.

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I donโ€™t like Hitler jokes.

They make me Fรผhrious.

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What do you call the German video game about Mac & Cheese?

Mein Kraft

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Q: What was Hitler's favorite computer game?

A: Mein Kraft


^(/u/a_fan_of_grump points out that if you spell it "meine kraft" then it's grammatically correct German and it means "my power" - quite fitting actually)

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Why would Hitler hate gamers?

Because Mojang stole Mein Kraft

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The noodles that rented out my rental house were no problem at all.

I guess you could say they were low mein tentants.

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What does Hitler call his favourite chair?

Mein Kampfy Chair

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What's a good reply to "I did nazi that coming from jew"?

Quirky answers appreciated.

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My new restaurant is a fusion of Chinese and Native Alaskan cuisines.

It's called Lo Mein on the Totem Pole.

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Shawty goes into a Chinese restaurant..

Shawty got low, low, low, low mein

Earned facepalm from the kids.

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What is the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton.

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Ever hear about the chinese restaurant owner that sold his establishment for crack?

they say he hit a new lo, mein.

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My friend always prefers renting out his apartment to Chinese chefs.

They are usually lo mein tenants.

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Did you catch the new video from JewTube?

Isreali funny.

Sorry, I'm out of Mein Kampfort zone, Anne Frankly I'd like to apologize.

Here, have some orange jews from concentrate, straight from the oven.

I really got to Gestapo before I go crazy so that I can SS how bad these puns are.

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Hitler invents a time machine...

It's some time in the second world war and Hitlers top scientists have built a time machine. Eager to use it, but fearing an accident, the fuhrer instead sends one of his henchman forward to 1985, hoping to gain knowledge of the future to use against his enemies.

Much to Hitlers chagrin however, the henchman quickly returns to the present with only a Casio Keyboard in hand. Breathless with excitement, he declares "Mein Fuhrer! With this device we shall wage sonic warfare on our enemies!"... He hits the demo button and the room is filled with sound.

"So... what do you think?" says the henchman.

Hitler, aghast at this otherworldly device says

"You must be mad Schultz! There's no place in this world for a Nazi Synthesizer!"

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Seriously, guys...

People have got to stop making Nazi puns. They're offensive, Anne Frankly, in terms of humor, they're usually Hitler miss at best. I can just Nazi why you even make them. They'll Holocaust you a Jewish friend someday. We should all just do the Reich thing and stop it... Still... I guess I don't want to stop Jew while you're having so much fun... What the Heil, I'll just sit back in Mein Kampfy chair and watch.

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Why is it easier to date a Chinese girl?

They're lo mein-tenance.

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You know what Hitler's video game was?

Mein Kraft

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Daughter was going out for Chinese

So i texted her "Shawty got lo lo lo lo mein"

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What's Hitler's favorite video game?

Mein Kraft.

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