Blue diamond Puns

Dah Dah dah

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👤︎ u/MattLantisPro

📅︎ Mar 11 2019

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You know what drives me nuts?

Blue diamond delivery trucks.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/CallingAllTortoises

📅︎ Apr 26 2020

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My favorite brand of almonds is offering a free tank of gasoline with every purchase

Blue Diamond Fill-Ups have been a big hit

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👤︎ u/Partially_Functional

📅︎ Mar 22 2019

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The latest Hollywood health craze is to regularly drink a mixture of almond milk and milk of magnesia.

It's called a Blue Diamond Phillips.

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👤︎ u/GRWeston

📅︎ Apr 30 2017

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