A list of puns related to "Blockly"
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โThatโs not very mature!โ
Damn. I picked up bleu cheese.
I donโt know what to make of it.
His dad answers, โItโs terrain.โ
Girl: why does every reference of Steve Irwin make me cry?
Me: Does it makes you cry โcrocodile tears?โ
He ran a pretty intense schmear campaign
Use the block to play your guitar really hard...
Shred it......
Cheesy I know, but I think it's gouda
โYou look Gouda todayโ.
He was left with only a semicolon.
They're too gamey.
Whaddya think? You call it a damn cow!
People lined up for blocks
Because it was extra sharp.
There was, for instance, the time he conducted a crew of new S.A.R.H. (Society for the Aesthetic Rearrangement of History -BJ) recruits โ all from late twentieth-century Terra โ on a training study of Carterโs World, a newly established agricultural colony attempting to support itself by the export of edible nuts. Barely into their second generation, and having yet to show a profit, the colonists were technologically backward. Nevertheless, they showed a surprising ingenuity in the use of their few advantages. It was this resourcefulness that Feghoot was demonstrating to his rookies.
โLook at the perfection with which these streets are gradedโ, exclaimed one student. โEarth-moving machinery on this scale is strictly high technology stuff. How can they do it?โ
โA new alleyway is being constructed, nearbyโ, said Feghoot. โLet us walk that way while I explain.โ As they strolled, he told his students that countless centuries before, the Carterโs World system had been inhabited by a now-vanished race of giants. This very planet had served them for a nursery, and among the many artifacts they had left were thousands of childrens blocks, immense and precision-cut. You simply jack one up onto logs, bring it where you want it, put collapsible jacks underneath, snake out the logs, spread soil more or less evenly beneath, and collapse the jacks.
โI seeโ, said the student. โItโs not graded road at all; its a simple hammered-earth base.โ
โThatโs right,โ Feghoot went on smoothly. โYou just hit the road jack and donโt come back no mo.โ
His students registered dismay and anguish.
โIsnโt that right, old-timer?,โ Feghoot demanded of an ancient Carterian standing by the mouth of the newly completed alley they had just reached.
โAhm afraid not, suhโ, said the senior citizen, and the students giggled at Feghoots discomfiture. โOh, we used to do it that way, but it was far too much trouble. Itโs the soil heah. You see, the very same soil which produced our famous cashews is so high in clay content that a child could roll out a road of it. Then, we simply use a system of lenses to bake it into hardness. Ahve just completed this alley mahself, and ahm just a retired professor of Sports History, much too old and feeble to handle hydraulic jacks.
โSo you see,โ he finished, eyes twinkling, โMah hammered alley is really cashews clay.โ
Howls of agony rose from the students, but Feghoot never hesitated. โAnd heโ, he said, turning to his students, โis clearly the gradi
... keep reading on reddit โกWell, toucan play that game.
Outraged, I shouted : "Well that's not very mature is it ?"
Then I got tired so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box!
He stabbed me with it and all I could think was damn, that cheddar is sharp.
But I have concrete evidence.
I asked two friends for the best pun Bond would utter if he'd just shoved a bad guy into a huge industrial deep-fat fryer. Their responses were:
Friend #1: "Play with fryer, get burnt.
(Isn't there an old saying of don't play with fire unless you want to get burnt?)"
Friend #2: "Why is my instinct to say cool off there?
Let's assume it's christmas. 'Thats a real Crisped Kringle' is what I'd say
Or do I know the guy's dad? Let's say I do. 'Youre a chip of the old block'"
I know, I need new friends. Do me a favour redditors and please tell me whose pun is least awful? And if you have any better ones, I'm all ears! (Mine was "Thank God it's fry day", I'm sure you can all do better).
...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.
I said, โYouโre the ones blocking!โ
one of them says "look, there's a dead bird!" the other looks up into the sky "where?"
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.
Theyre calling it "Son-Block"
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery.
That's the kind of crap you remember
I didn't realize it was Extra Sharp.
The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks.
Why did you block me?
She seemed really, really scared. When I told her I couldnโt smell smoke, she showed me this picture: https://imgur.com/gallery/RbplooY, giggling like crazy.
Chip off the old block she is!
Edit: thank you so much for my first ever award!!!
It was always too sharp for my taste.
I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.
I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!
Can anyone help? Thereโs a bloke in this subreddit who calls himself Buster and heโs driving me mad with constant private messages. Day after day he sends me youtube videos of 70โs glam rockers The Sweet. Does anyone know the way, there's got to be a way to block Buster.
I said to him โnow thatโs no very mature now is it?โ
I was so tired afterwards that my son had to put it back into the toy box.
I looked over at him and shouted, โWell thatโs not very mature is it??โ
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