A man walks in to a bar. On the bar is a duck tap dancing on a biscuit tin.

He is amazed and wants to buy the duck. The man refuses at first but eventually agreed. As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts. Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing. Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin?

The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, and made his breakaway in a taxi, escaping along the rocky road to mars, the milky way, and the Galaxy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadgerEatCheese
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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I caught my dad in the kitchen with his dick in a biscuit tin...

I asked my mum what he was doing and she replied "Ignore him, he's fucking crackers"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alfherin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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Loudest noise in the world?

A skeleton having a wank in a biscuit tin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishinbuttersauce
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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My dad's top 3 weird quotes/jokes
  1. Anytime anything rattles he says "that sounds like 2 skeletons making love in a biscuit tin."
  2. Any beeping, anywhere, ever, he grabs his chest and says "is that my pacemaker?"
  3. And the most awkward (he regularly says this) "I believe in sex, drugs and rock and roll... well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad." Then he sneers. Smugly. Every. Time.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanWoansBatCave
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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