20 Hilarious Between Friends Puns

A couple of coffee beans were having a comedy show, just between friends...

It was a light roast!

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👤︎ u/cameForTheGum

📅︎ May 04 2021

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Why couldn't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cookpot and his best friend?

They are both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/death-to-turtles

📅︎ Jun 23 2020

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My alt-left and alt-right friends needed some space between them.

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👤︎ u/Beglat

📅︎ May 24 2017

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A friend of mine told me that she tried to stop a fight between her husband and “that Ron Swanson guy”.

She tried to get Nick off her man.

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👤︎ u/kukienboks

📅︎ Nov 12 2019

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Convo between me and a lady friend, what do we think boys? Am I in?

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👤︎ u/Mr_Piscis

📅︎ Apr 16 2019

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For the past year, I’ve been going out drinking alternating between my friend Greg one week and my other friend Ian the next week.

I’m on a Greg-or-Ian calendar.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Aug 06 2018

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I didn't understand my friend telling me the difference between a rotary and a traffic circle...

It was a roundabout explanation.

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👤︎ u/atigges

📅︎ Jul 14 2018

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Why can Harry never tell the difference between the pot he uses for spells and his best friend?

Cause they're both cauld ron

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👤︎ u/flambeauyt

📅︎ Nov 20 2018

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Heard this joke between my friend and his dad.

Friend: "Did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater?"

Friend's dad: "Huh... I didn't even know sheep could knit."

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👤︎ u/ComedicChaos

📅︎ Feb 10 2014

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I interrupted an argument between my friends

One of them said "back off, my beef isn't with you"

I replied "I know, it's with our butcher"

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👤︎ u/I_am_not_a_racist_

📅︎ Aug 03 2016

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Me and my organic lab partner are good friends. Our classmate asked if there was something going on between us...

I said no, we just have good chemistry. She doesn't talk to me anymore.

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👤︎ u/Ghouch

📅︎ Oct 07 2016

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Exchange between a friend who is a statistics professor and his daughter (he's on the right)

http://imgur.com/a/Uhd4b

I submitted to /r/funny but apparently text messaging posts break one of the mods laws or something. Thought y'all might appreciate it instead.

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👤︎ u/LadySiren

📅︎ Nov 18 2016

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I once walked in on my best friend between my wife's legs who said, "I can explain everything."

He turns around and hands me my newborn son.

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👤︎ u/kevin32

📅︎ Feb 17 2017

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Facebook interaction between my cousin and one of her dad's friends

Her: >Do doctor's offices allow facial piercings on their employees? I have an interview. Should I remove my lip and nose ring?

Him: >Wow... You can take your lip off????

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👤︎ u/hounvs

📅︎ Jan 07 2015

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My friend posted a conversation between her and her dad. It got me good.

Dad: "Let's go to Target."

Me: "Okay, what did you need?"

Dad: "It's not what I need. It's what your brother needs. Gah I need to save his BUTT."

Me: "Oh...what does he need?"

Dad: "Toilet paper."

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👤︎ u/justenoughoverkill

📅︎ Aug 31 2013

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Do you guys guys allow Mom Jokes? Text convo between a friend of mine and her Mother.

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👤︎ u/Richie311

📅︎ Sep 21 2013

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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

They're both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/ramsaysbitch

📅︎ Dec 19 2016

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Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend.

They’re both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/Wishyouamerry

📅︎ Nov 25 2019

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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend...

They're both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/semihemidemisemi

📅︎ May 19 2019

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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend.

They're both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/thatsharsh

📅︎ Jul 16 2015

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